Measles

Relationships are like those diseases you have when you are a child. It's good to have them all as soon as possible so you can get it out of the way, so you can carry on with your life without fearing your'e going to get something later that's going to make you sterile. 

Because somehow, kids are tougher than grownups.. 

Lets face it, or, let me face it since I don't really care what works for other people because, they are other people. where was I, yes, facing it. 

grand relationship types:

A, the ones you leave

B, the ones you are left

A, the ones you leave because you want to.

Aa, because you you found someone else, usually not god or a hobby.

Ab, because you know if you didn't, they would have done it for you.

Ac, because it's just destroying your life and making you feel like a walking sample of what being an idiot looks like. 

B, the ones you are left without wanting to

Ba, because they found someone else, usually not god or a hobby.

Bb, because they know if they don't you will.

Bc, because its just destroying their life and making them feel like a walking sample of what being an idiot looks like.